Learn
Chinese in 5 minutes
(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That's
not right
Sum Ting Wong
2) Are
you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See
me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid
Man
Dum Fuk
5) Small
Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did
you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I
think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
9) It's
very dark in here
Wao So Dim
10) I thought you
were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow
away zone
No Pah King
12) Our meeting is
scheduled for next week Wai
Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of
sight
Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning
his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor
is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great
Fa Kin Su Pah
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Subject:
chinese couple wedding night
Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth betold, he is none too
experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and
you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting
dat you want, you say. Whatchou
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and
he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly
and
unsure, "I want......numba 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from
him. Eventually,
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